I have never been the girl who dreamed of weddings or wanted to get married, and I have never, ever wanted children, still do not. I have only ever had two relationships, and one I do not count because it lasted only a few months and I was a teenager.
The other one ended in so much pain, betrayal, and hurt for me that I can't imagine going through that again.
I called him 87 times yesterday and he hasn’t texted me back.
‘A relationship doesn’t really fit my personal “brand”‘ 15.
Or, basically, any time you’re asked about your relationship status for the billionth time, and are just so.
‘Unfortunately the world does not yet recognise my long-term relationship with the tree outside my house. ‘I’m actually f***ing my way through London right now’ 14. Sadly, I have not yet found anyone who matches up to my brilliance. You know how Tom Cruise can’t see his wife anymore, just so she stays safe while he fights evil? You know how he’s dead inside so starts slinging an axe? I am not a virgin, I have had sex before, and while it was very meaningful with the man I loved and I enjoyed it somewhat, I have never felt like it was this amazing thing that some people make it out to be.